"HALT!", says Beezum.  "Who
goes there?"
Solving the "Mystery of the SNORING COUCH"
Here is the site of the great mystery, the Family
Room Couch, from which (most times of quiet in the
day) comes the loudest, most rumbling noise -- a
SNORING of truly epic proportions.  This snoring
can be heard from across the room!
Curious Super Sleuths Judi, Gen and Gil
determined themselves one day to solve the
conundrum.  The Snoring Couch was flipped
onto its back . . . revealing . . .
. . . AHA!!  a hole in its soft fuzzy bottom lining.  A hole which forms a perfect door,
an entryway, as it were, into the inner sanctum of the Cat
BAT CAVE!   Deep with its
dark upholstered bowels, the couch is a hideout haven of safety from the evils of
unexpected noises, knocks at the door, company, deliverys, small annoying children
and DOGS.
"It's just me, little Maio
Thai.  The hidey hole is
empty right now, but you can
come in if you like.  'Mr.
Snore' is not at home, and I
am leaving. "
"The culprit revealed at last!!  
It's Pasha - alias Snogg, the
Great White Whale-Cat!  The
cat with adenoids of steel."